The large majority of Aussie and Kiwi travellers are able to travel to the US without any hiccups, and the US and especially Los Angeles need some tourism love right now. To help ensure your entry into the US is seamless, it probably wouldn’t hurt to put this social media post up prior to your visit to America:
I am heading to the US soon, and can I say, I can’t wait to see the good-looking and smiling faces of the TSA, Border Patrol and Customs Officials who graciously and courageously service the US Ports of Entry. Not all heroes wear capes, some wear rubber gloves.
Not only have I not been to Africa, South America, or The Caribbean in the last seven days, I don’t think I’ll ever go. Why would I? When I can keep going back, time and time again, to America. God Bless President Donald J. Trump, Vice President J.D. Vance and his Mawmaw, God Rest Her Soul.
Might I add, The Olive Garden is the best and most authentic Italian restaurant in the world. I promise to tip everyone 20% when I visit the US, even the staff at In-N-Out and every Sandwich Artist.
I love Baseball, Basketball, American Football and Ice Hockey, except for the Canadian teams – especially the Montreal Canadians (the ‘Habs’ don’t even speak English). I also watched five minutes of the WNBA.
God Bless Caitlin Clark. Gosh, your coffee is good. I promise to put ketchup and cheese on everything I eat in America, except for Chicago, where putting ketchup on a hotdog is a criminal offense.
Orange individually wrapped cheese is the best cheese in the world. Pete Rose should absolutely be inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame immediately. I’ve watched every episode of Friends. My favourite musician is Kid Rock. Your beaches are much nicer than Australian and New Zealand beaches. Gosh, Budweiser is a great beer. Please let me in…
